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“The pen is truly mightier than the sword. Unless you're holding a pen and the other guy's holding a sword.” — Dave Besseling Copy Share Image
“Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.” — Stephen K. Amos Copy Share Image
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“La vie c’est comme la bicyclette : quand on arrête de pédaler on tombe.” — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
“Some of my best friends are women,' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.” — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
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I realised one day that men are emotional cripples. We can't express ourselves emotionally, we can only do it with anger and… — Bob Hoskins Copy Share Image
BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
My face hasn't matured as I've grown up, and neither has my sense of humour. In the mirror, I see an older… — Jasmine Guinness Copy Share Image
“I'll go," he said. "And that's safer because?" "I'm a guy." "Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Thirty years of marriage to Erasto had taught her much, namely that men were reckless by nature, full of bluster, most incompetent,… — A. H. Septimius Copy Share Image
“Boss, she's a _Dragon_. They don't _believe_ in assassination. They consider it a _crime_. If you go up to her and--" "Kragar,"… — Steven Brust Copy Share Image
“So it turns out I wasn't the only Jew at the rally. There were two and a half more. Not protesting against… — John Safran Copy Share Image
“Whenever Elliot Norther’s wife was nervous she baked. With the murder of Harriet Mason, her husband’s close colleague at the Faculty, she… — Robert Clear Copy Share Image
“Ladies, we are at a massive disadvantage in the workplace. Your male peers are flirting with their male bosses constantly. The average… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I’m not going anywhere until you hear me out.” Oh, please no. Anything except having to listen to her lecture. I push… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“I played a few games myself, back in the days before consoles were ousted by the PC Master Race, and I’ve thought… — Eric Jason Casey Copy Share Image
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