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“I remember one incident which bears upon this part of the treatise. The gentleman who gave it to me had asked to… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
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Laughter is very infectious, and why it should be so is a most interesting neurological problem. But it also has other, more… — Semir Zeki Copy Share Image
“Even the Hindu neighbours had no way of figuring out what the priest recited, though it was in their mother tongue, Marathi.… — Kiran Nagarkar Copy Share Image
“…a waitress came out and plonked in front of each of us a small standard terra-cotta flowerpot in which had been baked… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Books are pleasant, but if by being over-studious we impair our health and spoil our good humour, two of the best things… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
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