Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.

“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then...”

— Joshua Donellan

“Above him loomed a grotesque fat man [...] His bedrobe was large enough to serve as a tourney pavilion, but its loosely knotted belt…

— George R.R. Martin

“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…

— Derek Landy

“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.

— Wally Lamb

In the bed of suspicion, no cushion can make a man to sleep

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

I can't miss an episode of 'The Apprentice'. It is car-crash T.V. Sometimes I find myself hiding behind a cushion.

— April Pearson

Indolence is the devil's cushion.

— Samuel Johnson

Sometimes I feel like a human pin cushion. Every painful emotion hits me with ridiculously exaggerated force. And the anxiety feels like hands inside…

— Juliana Hatfield

Wisdom cannot prevent a fall, but may cushion it.

— Mason Cooley

Music is the softest cushion in the world.

— Niki de Saint Phalle

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

— Frank Zappa

I read the Koran and it appealed to me. At the time I was agnostic and it really breathed spiritually back into me. For…

— Q-Tip

“frog. It was this spongelike rubber cushion that absorbed the first terrific shock of a thousand-pound horse galloping over a hard surface at high…

— Walter Farley

Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central.

— Kevin Bleyer