“I have never loved like I love you. You've got to know this. My silly drunk girl.” — Jessica Topper Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Jackana Copy Share Image
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Leave with the one you came with, unless he’s a drunk—then find your own way home.” — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, when inspiration runs dry, I drink classical music until my words spill out.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I’ll be too drunk to fight when you ask why I prefer to hurt, so I’ll start hurling stupid phrases like I… — Kris Kidd Copy Share Image
I wasn't drinking to get drunk. It's social drinking, so what's the point? It's empty calories, you're poisoning yourself. — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
I'm not a big drinker and I don't smoke either. I've only been drunk a few times, but I did moon my… — Nikki Sanderson Copy Share Image
No one can get really drunk on a novel or a painting, but who can help getting drunk on Reethoven's Ninth, Rartok's… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
At other times it feels like being mildly drunk, or concussed. There is a sort of invisible blanket between the world and… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of… — Nicholas Culpeper Copy Share Image
In a few days I'll have lived one score and three days in this vale of tears. On I plod-always bored, often… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
An avidity for more is built into the love of movies. Something else is built in: you have to be open to… — Pauline Kael Copy Share Image
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The horse seemed to bend time and space as he ran, blurring the landscape and making Frank feel like he'd just drunk… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make… — Steve Kanaly Copy Share Image
Managing risk is a key variable, frankly, all aspects of life, business is just one of them, and one of the things… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination. — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
“I read a lot. I love books. If they came in a bottle, I'd be a drunk too.” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk. — Khushwant Singh Copy Share Image
That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens! — Harry Nilsson Copy Share Image
When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out...you just stop being fake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions. — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
