“She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards. — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is! — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober. — Bonar Law Copy Share Image
That's the whole thing with Israel. When they do things and nobody is punishing them, not even criticizing them, then that will… — Tamer Nafar Copy Share Image
One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I have drunk of the wine of life at last, I have known the thing best worth knowing, I have been warmed… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
Tears are words to the loved ones, Siting beside drunk whole night like I am in Love, Have your problem to the… — Raman Copy Share Image
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME! — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
I never could figure out how those people like Bukowski could be both carousers and writers at the same time, because to… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
“You look different." His words, normally crisp,are now sluggish. "So do you," I say.And he does-he looks more relaxed,younger. "What are you… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“One of the rarest and most beautiful things in this world is to meet someone who has the ability to intoxicate you.… — Richie Singh Copy Share Image
“And then, as someone turned the music up by the bar, I kicked off my shoes and I began to dance. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was such a thrill. I found the roughest, toughest girls who love to party. They study and work all day in… — Beccy Cole Copy Share Image
“I'm an old man now. Old on the inside. I'm a drunk, and I hate to tell you, but I'm not prepared… — Suzanne Palmieri Copy Share Image
“Rosie had been a little girl with a dead dad, and there was no getting around that or over that. Even a… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“Reevie . . . I feel wasted.” Her head sways from side to side, her hair hanging in her face. “Will you… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers… You will be… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fucked up. — Waka Flocka Flame Copy Share Image
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great. — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. — Matthew Brannon Copy Share Image
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... — John Green Copy Share Image
“Fuck. I know we’re both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.” — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley? — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“Muscat is like a mind-altering drug. A stroll in its streets is like getting drunk for the first time” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
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