Drunk Quotes · Page 27

He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe.

— Kristin Cashore

Taking advantage of someone whilst they're drunk is completely wrong and frankly, just disgusting.

— Anonymous

Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly…

— Dorothy L. Sayers

I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk.

— Amy Winehouse

We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.

— Kenny Chesney

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.

— Elizabeth Reyes

My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.

— Ozzy Osbourne

I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment...

— Greg Noll

I was never in the office [of Rolling Stone]. It was very different from Lampoon, where we spent a lot of time…

— P. J. O'Rourke

It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously.

— Haruki Murakami

I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid…

— Bill Engvall

About medications that are drunk or applied to wounds it is worth learning from everyone; for people do not discover these by…

— Hippocrates

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry,…

— Charles Baudelaire

I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on…

— Alfred E. Perlman

Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids…

— Ozzy Osbourne

I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to…

— Anonymous

“How are you, darling? Your momma didn’t tell me you were in town. But your momma isn’t talking to me right now—I…

— Anonymous

Back on shore everyone was pretty messed up, but the owner/captain was by far the worst off. He ended up drunk for…

— Mark Z. Danielewski

“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going," Carter…

— Tara Sivec

I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering…

— Johnny Depp

“The country was a dreamland; and perhaps it even reminded my wife's grandfather of the night he woke up drunk in his…

— Tod Wodicka

I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation…

— Ilona Andrews

There's a long tradition of teen comedies where the kids are getting drunk on beer and whatever else, so smoking a joint…

— James Franco

Heaven preserve me from littleness and pleasantness and smoothness. Give me great glaring vices, and great glaring virtues, but preserve me from…

— Violet Trefusis

“Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I'm drunk.”

— Helen Smith

The man who says, 'my country right or wrong' is like the man who says, 'my mother drunk or sober'

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk.

— Cecily von Ziegesar

The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.

— Eugene O'Neill

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

— Hannah More

I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it.

— Anonymous

Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art.

— Dan Simmons

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.

— Archie Moore

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

— Bobby Moynihan

Let's Get Drunk And Tell Each Other Everything We're Too Afraid To Say Sober

— Drunk People

“People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy.”

— Steven Ramirez

Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single."

— Anonymous

I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

— Warren Ellis

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk.

— Anonymous

Ever looked at your Ex and say; Was I drunk the entire relationship?

— Tebogo

“...don't you know there ain't No devil, there's just god when he's drunk...”

— Tom Waits