Drunk Quotes · Page 25

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.

— Anna Faris

I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover. I'll love you forever, forever is over.

— AngelicaC

A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man

— Shelagh Delaney

Always getting in trouble for my drunk texts . Seemed like a good idea then.

— Anonymous

In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk.

— Mooji

I'm never drunk. I do drink but never more than a glass or two of wine a day if that.

— Andrew Adonis, Baron Adonis

Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful.

— Anonymous

As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk

— Jack Kerouac

Life gives back what you give out. If you go around grumpy and drunk, then that is what life throws back at…

— Bez

When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing…

— Brad Stine

I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I…

— Dylan Moran

Picking up someone at a bar when youre drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry¦ You end up taking home…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

I could get drunk and run around Nashville naked. But I won't because I want to set a good example for my…

— Taylor Swift

One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total…

— Gilbert Gottfried

“I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn’t even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get…

— Tara Sivec

“We knew each other’s histories and secrets, hopes and fears and dreams. When you need to get good and drunk, that’s the…

— Jacqueline Carey

“Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.”…

— Marie Lu

Of lunacy, Innumerous were the causes; humbled pride, Ambition disappointed, riches lost, And bodily disease, and sorrow, oft By man inflicted on…

— Robert Pollok

Many of us have a tendency to forget the Gracious Hand which has preserved our nation, enriched it, strengthened it. Many of…

— Ezra Taft Benson

But just as it sometimes happens that the most temperate people, who have never acquired the habit of drinking alcohol, or even…

— Rebecca West

We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel…

— Janeane Garofalo

“You can be a drunk. You can be a survivor of abuse. You can be an ex-con. You can be a homeless…

— Lidia Yuknavitch

He tilted his head to the side, still watching me in that same, disconcerting way. “Some things are true, drunk or sober.…

— Richelle Mead

I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that…

— Ellen Orleans

“Even now I can’t describe the fear that contaminated my blood like black ink.”

— Steven Ramirez

“They are not unattractive in the sense that I am drunk and they likely have female genitalia.”

— Lance Carbuncle

“Beeeeeeeeeer" slurred the drunk from the floor; stirring to life at the sound of alcohol.”

— Rob J. Hayes

I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now.

— William Butler Yeats

A drunk Lady is a man's responsibility, NOT a man's oppurtunity.

— Jeferson Bregano

Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.

— Bob Marley

Gettin drunk, high on dat mary jane pussy in the mouth now make it rain

— Dyllan

“Watch her eyes the first time you really fuck her deep. You'll be drunk on her for days. I was.”

— Kit Rocha

Every time we have been drunk on Jager it's been - either we didn't remember or it's been insane.

— Charlie Benante

Drunk on the cock, never been harder. We light things up like a fucking fire starter.

— 360

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

— Ernest Hemingway

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

— Richard Burton

In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.

— Sherman Alexie

Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof.

— Rumi

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

— Ray Romano

“Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid.”

— Don DeLillo