“ "I don't know exactly what's wrong with you, but I bet it's hard to pronounce when you're drunk." ” — Cherie Priest Copy Share Image
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober. — Mary Renault Copy Share Image
I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real… — Dannie Abse Copy Share Image
“...I have seen enough for two lifetimes. Maybe three, but I was very drunk at the time. -Marjorie Liu, The Tangleroot Palace” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Energy literacy means you can see the waste in disposing of a plastic bottle after you've drunk water from some place on… — Saul Griffith Copy Share Image
Relax, Jailbait," said Avery. "A drunken kiss is nothing compared to a drunken fall. God knows I've kissed plenty of guys drunk."… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“My limbic system has grown accustomed to a certain (very low) level of human (female) contact. With her standing right next to… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the… — William Blake Copy Share Image
He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I kind of wish people didn’t know who I am, that I could just lie, say I’m a speechwriter for Obama. This… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
we might also call vertigo the intoxication of the weak. aware of his weakness, a man decides to give in rather than… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
There comes a day of public ceremonial, and a chance to make a speech… A million voters with IQs below 60 have… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
You don't fall in love because you fall in love; you fall in love because of the need, desperate, to fall in… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“Mr Cobb was my escort. Such a nice escort, Mr Cobb. So attentive. You should see him sober. I should see him… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Who were my mentors in poetry and literature? This is a matter of opinion. Some see in my books the influences of… — Shmuel Yosef Agnon Copy Share Image
“I dye my jeans jet black once a week, but they never seem dark enough. I bleach my hair bright white twice… — Kris Kidd Copy Share Image
I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. — Chavela Vargas Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
“Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not. — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
“When you get drunk you don't tear anything apart except yourself.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it. — Louis Auchincloss Copy Share Image
If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone. — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
