I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life. — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
“What I learned in this tragedy was the eternal lesson of good people going bad.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Im just drunk enough to let go of my pain, with hell from my pride, let it fall like rain from my… — Alexia Copy Share Image
You teach your 16-year-old with your heart in your mouth to be a good driver and none of that makes any difference… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Years’ Eve, when you get… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good… — Jim Bishop Copy Share Image
“You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
You know, people ask, "How does the chemistry happen?" It's like being in a bar when you're drunk. You see the person,… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“As I was walking past Tony Pastor's I saw Pat, the lesbian bouncer, throw a drunken young sailor out into the street.… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“So you find Miss Mercer beautiful?” The buzzing in Spencer’s head formed the words, “’She walks in beauty like the night/Of cloudless… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“Where am I?" Magnus croaked. "Nazca." "Oh, so we went on a little trip." "You broke into a man's house," Catarina said.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“We get buzzed and smile at each other, talk talk talk, then a lull, then talk talk talk talk and he announces… — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered. He consists only of one quality: witnessing. This small word witnessing contains… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“It was late, I was drunk, you were warm to my hand, I would say, please don’t leave, touch me there, but… — Robyn Art Copy Share Image
“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
I don't drink and haven't since I was younger so trying to remember what it feels like and act drunk was fun. — Josephine Jobert Copy Share Image
The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The claw / Of the magnolia, / Drunk on its own secrets, / Asks nothing of life.” — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving. — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
Drunk with beauty, I tore down Armfuls of blossoms. How desolate the marred sky! — Alison Croggon Copy Share Image
I was a pretty straight kid when I was 15 - there was no drunk or drugs. — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
If I get drunk enough and lay on the floor, the world really does revolve around me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. — Claude Williams Copy Share Image
