Drunk people run stop signs,high people just wait for it to turn green — Author Name Copy Share Image
There are certain instances where I'll be out and I'll be drunk, and I'll come to work and I'll be shattered. — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
“After a long moment, Laurent said, “I’m going to need some help standing up.” — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs. — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
Now I'm drunk as fuck about to pass out, destination you're mother's couch. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, what did you say? I’m not fluent in stupid drunk slut” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people… — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say….Hi! How are you? — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a… — Oliver Reed Copy Share Image
I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk.… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
“Tonight, I won't dream, because nobody has held me and no hands have strayed and even though I'm drunk with love, my… — Melissa Lee-Houghton Copy Share Image
I mean, the more a man was in the Devil's power, the less he would be aware of it, on the principle… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“I had drunk much wine and afterward coffee and Strega and I explained, winefully, how we did not do the things we… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I think I misunderstood the following in the footsteps bit, in a few of my early drinking years. I'd take any form… — Jason Bonham Copy Share Image
“The feeling was less like chemical intoxication than being drunk on life. Spinning round and round, he experienced absolute bliss— unadulterated and… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
“People are talking about immigration, emigration and the rest of the fucking thing. It's all fucking crap. We're all human beings, we're… — Shane MacGowan Copy Share Image
“Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“How did you get over there?” Oh dear. “Magic.” He waved his hands for added effect. The sloppy grin that slipped across… — Christine d'Abo Copy Share Image
It's important that Oasis are rude about everybody and that they get drunk...Fair enough. It's nice, isn't it? But it's nothing to… — Damon Albarn Copy Share Image
For many years, I was a really heavy drinker, but people don't know about that because I'm by myself all the time.… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
Flowers should be viewed when half open, wine should be drunk only to subtle intoxication; there is great fun in this. If… — Zicheng Hong Copy Share Image
Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory. — Doug Casey Copy Share Image
Touring with Iggy Pop was something to do. It was good fun. I got drunk a lot. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Written kisses don't reach their destination, rather they are drunk on the way by the ghosts. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
“Art moves them and they don't know what they've been moved by and they get quite drunk on it.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
I've been at Amazon for almost 20 years at this point, so I've obviously drunk the Kool-Aid. — Andy Jassy Copy Share Image
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The drunk kids, the catholics They're all about the same They're waiting for something Hoping to be saved — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I'm sober. Sober people, when I'm drunk. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
“A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you're drunk shake that ass like you know how to dance, Hollywood we're never going down. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
