Drunk Quotes · Page 20

...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.

— Libba Bray

There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary.

— Heather King

We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry…

— Anthony Langston

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.

— Dave Attell

Don't be getting sloppy drunk and telling them dirty jokes.

— Mr. T

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

— Winston Churchill

We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.

— Tucker Max

As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy.

— Rajneesh

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were…

— Greg Giraldo

“It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one…

— Krista Ritchie

If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help…

— Dane Cook

I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bitch at me…

— Anonymous

“Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the…

— Guy Gavriel Kay

If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you…

— Ray Bradbury

Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's…

— Violet Trefusis

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on…

— Aleister Crowley

You never see Beyonce stumbling out of a club drunk and on drugs without underwear on - nor do you see Justin…

— Ricki-Lee Coulter

After the rise of Thatcherism, the smashing of the trade unions, and the post-cold war sense that any alternative to free-market capitalism…

— Owen Jones

“I am drunk. I usually only drink like this once a month. At such times my audacity and temerity know no bounds.…

— Anton Chekhov

Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

My big thing is to get onstage sober. Whatever happens from there happens. But you get onstage drunk and it's not going…

— Craig Finn

One is astonished in the study of history at the recurrence of the idea that evil must be forgotten, distorted, skimmed over.…

— W. E. B. Du Bois

I will say that going to these meetings and things, you know, I thought that, you know, be in a room with…

— Lynda Carter

I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have…

— Mandy Moore

I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

— Jane Lynch

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

— Anonymous

We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.

— Ari Gold

“Getting drunk with success and sick with ambition only leads to one route; destruction!”

— Olawale Daniel

“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ”

— Robert Hess

I don't need to get drunk to have a good time... I just need drunk friends!!!!!!!!!

— Shanice Love

“He had eaten as much as a travelling actor and drunk like the sands of the desert" Maxence Gilet”

— Honoré de Balzac

That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...

— Anonymous

“... there ain't no devil, it's just God when he's drunk.”

— Tom Waits

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.

— Samuel Johnson

I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power.

— Bill Engvall

I don't drink, and karaoke is something you should only do drunk.

— Nikki Reed

I once literally had a casting director ask my agent, 'Can she play anything other than a drunk?'

— Carla Gallo

When Iam drunk, I say I love you, but thats because its hard for me to believe you are mine

— Aruho Marwin Machiaveli

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.

— Kit Williamson

Dunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. his friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling out were the eff is NARNIA!!!

— Hannah