A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart. — Tom Araya Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“It’s not about winning, it’s about doing what’s right. And yes, we will do what’s right.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“And sometimes drunk women aren't raped; they just make stupid choices--and to say we deserve special treatment when we're drunk because we're… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater. … I have been immoral, drunk, high.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
“I don’t know how these things died without benefit of a bullet to the brain pan. They seemed to exist in an… — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“How had I fetched up into this strange new life, where drunk foreigners shouted around me in the night, and all my… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
Hate when people say and do shit while they are drunk, and want to really blame the alcohol... no bitch your grown… — Naishalova Copy Share Image
If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed Id have ordered a double of what… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
Hen wife pulls her husband, whos fully drunk, to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies- LADY¦ LEAVE ME ALONE,… — AB Copy Share Image
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
I think it just has to do with getting older and getting better at what it was I was doing, and that… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
It's said that I went into a rant, but I think it went on for about five words. I was drunk. It… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
I thought Mike Pence, upon reflection to me, came across a little bit like your favorite aunt who refuses, in spite of… — Mark Shields Copy Share Image
I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a… — Andy Partridge Copy Share Image
Gwynn, she was always talking about wanting to be drunk and honestly I did want to encourage that, I wanted to go… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
Rhymes, meters, stanza forms, etc., are like servants. If the master is fair enough to win their affection and firm enough to… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
“I have drunk the night and swallowed the stars. I am dancing with abandon and singing with rapture. There is not a… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
My schedule is completely different doing a play than it is doing a movie, and I actually think it's a much harder… — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
“And once he had got really drunk on wine, Then he would speak no language but Latin.” — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
So what We get drunk so what we smoke weed we're just gavin fun we don't care who sees — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French. — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
