I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; What hath quenched them hath given me fire. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“...drunk enough on earth's liquors to relish the prospect of the knife.” — Iain Sinclair Copy Share Image
I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“Let's go have lotsa drunk sex before it hits." "'Kay. Drunk sex for everybody!” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“Dean Walker, my brother. The man that's well on his way to earning the proud title of town drunk.” — Melyssa Winchester Copy Share Image
I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and… — Jonathan Brandis Copy Share Image
Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The NHL's opinion of itself is so high… Let them get drunk on their greatness. We'll see how many Euros look our… — Alexander Medvedev Copy Share Image
In Manhasset you were either Yankees or Mets, rich or poor, sober or drunk...You were 'Gaelic' or 'garlic," as one schoolmate told… — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and… — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
I'm not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people "I'm sorry, I'm… — Chuck Mosley Copy Share Image
I couldn't live without tea. I have two cups in the morning, one at lunch, two in the afternoon and one in… — Gilbert O'Sullivan Copy Share Image
And patience flees my heart, And reason flees my mind. Oh, how drunk can I get to be, Without your love's security? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Painting expresses the depth and insight, the spiritual quality of the artist. If art is about life, then, while the depth to… — Millard Sheets Copy Share Image
When you're an addict, you can go without feeling anything except drunk or stoned or hungry. Still, when you compare this to… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Like one who has eaten and drunk too much and vomits painfully and then feels better, so did the restless man wish… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
At 3 o'clock in the morning on tour when you're sober is a lot less fun than 3 a.m. when you're drunk… — Moby Copy Share Image
“One sip of this wine and you will go mad with drunkenness. You will drop your masks and tear your clothes —… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
According to DC's HIV/AIDS office, three percent of the local population has HIV or AIDS... The DC City Council, perhaps on the… — Star Parker Copy Share Image
I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
