When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
“We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!” — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
Hey I have waited so long, to gather up my courage she has got me love drunk fumbling my words. — JLS Copy Share Image
And so tonight we're going to make the lie true, and when that's done, I'll bring the liquor back here and we'll… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time.… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
People say drinking milk makes you stronger, drink 5 glasses of milk, then try to move the wall, you Can't, right? now,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
To be alone and to be drunk with your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. Be in the world, but… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As he followed Bill back to the others a wry though came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Only what we have lost forever do we possess forever. Only when we have drunk from the river of darkness can we… — Brother Theodore Copy Share Image
The visual is sorely undervalued in modern scholarship. Art history has attained only a fraction of the conceptual sophistication of literary criticism.… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be terrible if you'd spent all your life doing everything you were supposed to do, didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Playing a drunk doesn't mean being a drunk, only bad actors try to be drunk. A real drunk tries to be sober,… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
In a field, I am the absence of field. In a crowd, I am the absence of crowd. In a dream, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I did TV shows and movies, the studios did demographic research. They were shocked to find that my audience isn't just… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
“Ben, there are more important things going on,” I answered. “DESIGNATED DRIVER!” “What?” “You’re my designated driver! Yes! You are so designated!… — John Green Copy Share Image
You heard from your friends That I'm doing okay And you're thinking, maybe you made a mistake And you want me to… — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
