Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down. — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
Cause when the sun sets baby. On the avenue. I get that drunk sex feeling. Yeah, when I'm with you. — Rita Ora Copy Share Image
Maybe we should all get DRUNK and tell each other things we're to afraid to say SOBER — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you. — Rumi Copy Share Image
“If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.” — Dorothy Gambrell Copy Share Image
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“All in all, I was a sad man. When I was not fighting, I was drunk. My life was writ in red,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but… — Stephen Stills Copy Share Image
A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become Indiscreet When They… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and… — James Kenneth Stephen Copy Share Image
“Buddy eyed me closely. His eyes were filigreed with red. I watched as he went through one of those instantaneous mood swings… — G.M. Ford Copy Share Image
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the… — Joseph M. Schenck Copy Share Image
Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day; Let other hours be set apart for business. To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk;… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
“After an hour of gliding though the crowd and two glasses of tepid wine later, Penelope had reached the spiritual state of… — Anya Wylde Copy Share Image
“Devon glanced at him with mild surprise. “For a man who’s seldom more than half sober, you’ve noticed a great deal.” “Have… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
All sorts of things can keep one awake. But as you get older - this is what the stroke thing really brought… — Geoff Dyer Copy Share Image
I was in New York when Clinton was elected the first time, and everyone I knew was in a state of mad… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
“There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough… — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
I've been reading reviews of my stories for twenty-five years, and can't remember a single useful point in any of them, or… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“Everyone was amazed and puzzled. They each heard their own language! “What does this mean?” some asked. Others sneered, “They’re drunk on… — Daniel Partner Copy Share Image
If I was drunk, I wouldn’t be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians.” “White what?”… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
