“it made one drunk with delight to look upon it.” — Mark Twain Following the Equator Copy Share Image
“Oh Abby...I want you to know...I am so full of shit. You should not listen to me. I know nothing.” — Gemma Burgess Copy Share Image
Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
A real man would never get a girl drunk just to get what's on the other side of her clothes... — Raul Vasquez Copy Share Image
“Vegas. I was in Vegas with a Titan who needed to get drunk and laid.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“If I asked, would you tell me?” “I don’t know.” “Do I want to know?” “No. You don’t. … Fuck, I’m drunk.” — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
“What a tale he's told, what a bitter bowl of war he's drunk to the dregs.” — Virgil Copy Share Image
This is where Wulf’s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys!… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Life doesn’t just fuck you over on a Saturday night when you’re blackout drunk; it can just as easily fuck you over… — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
“Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood. With a huge effort, Eric reined himself in. "When you smell… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“It's possible I mentally calculate the danger of being relatively drunk for the entirety of the next few weeks.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
I drank some coffee and my outlook improved immensely. I was ready to write some poems and, I don’t know, get drunk,… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
In response to the advocacy of groups like Mothers Against Drunk Driving, most states adopted tougher laws to punish drunk driving. Numerous… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
I just read about John Le Carre, the great spy novelist. He had an absolutely miserable childhood. His mother deserted him when… — James Hillman Copy Share Image
Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland… — Andrea Corr Copy Share Image
“I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself.… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month,… — Genghis Khan Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe how drunk I used to be. And hungover. Constantly one or the other. An awful cycle of escape, despair,… — Erika Carter Copy Share Image
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk. — Francis Chichester Copy Share Image
I'm a loving drunk. I get sentimental. "I love you guys." I drunk-dial a lot. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
“Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image