If I get drunk enough and lay on the floor, the world really does revolve around me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. — Claude Williams Copy Share Image
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving. — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
Drunk with beauty, I tore down Armfuls of blossoms. How desolate the marred sky! — Alison Croggon Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“My manners, abominable at times, can be sweet. As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Drunk nerds. Not my thing.” “You like nerds.” “Not nerds who join fraternities,” Cath said. “That’s a whole subclass of nerds that… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“To think of how many times I have carted a lingering drunk out of my house in a wheelbarrow and leaned him… — Wolfgang Hildesheimer Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get… — Robert M. Hutchins Copy Share Image
What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
“First. Don't get drunk. Don't smoke anything." "Duh. What are you, my dad? That's easy. I don't drink. We aren't even twenty-one.… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
The bow of God's wrath is bent, and His arrows made ready upon the string. Justice points the arrow at your heart… — Jonathan Edwards Copy Share Image
The earth is convulsed with a universal sob, and the roads are muddy with tears. But I do not call to mind… — Edgar Wilson Nye Copy Share Image
“Each of us is aware he's a material being, subject to the laws of physiology and physics, and that the strength of… — Stanisław Lem Copy Share Image
“Hey, Ivashkov! Open up. " Avery argued. She kept pounding on the door and yelling, and finally, Adrian answered. His hair stuck… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I was haunted always by my other life-my drab room in the Bronx, my square foot of the subway, my fixation upon… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
“He took a breath, then proclaimed, 'Lady Shaselle of Hytanica, I am in love with you.' I burst into laughter, pulling my… — Cayla Kluver Copy Share Image
Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
“The claw / Of the magnolia, / Drunk on its own secrets, / Asks nothing of life.” — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a pretty straight kid when I was 15 - there was no drunk or drugs. — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
“It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel. — Vidal Sassoon Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed. We're just having fun, we don't care who sees. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord. — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But when the dust has drunk the blood of men, no resurrection comes for one who's dead. — Aeschylus Copy Share Image
Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa Don't I look like a HalleBerry… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
