Drunk Quotes · Page 30

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

— Orson Scott Card

“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

— Winston Churchill

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

— Bette Midler

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

— Jackana

I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.

— Doug Stanhope

“When you get drunk you don't tear anything apart except yourself.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it.

— Louis Auchincloss

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended…

— Jim Coleman

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit…

— Margot Leitman

All the chicks who act crazy love it .Them chicks who stay blunted. Drunk in the middle of the dancefloor like, "Fuck…

— Jean Grae

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen…

— Sitting Bull

You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans Drip of honey on the money maker gotta be The best…

— Luke Bryan

“She got totally trashed that night, and I never screw a drunk woman. I would have just waited until the morning when…

— Samantha Towle

The sound of wind had become, for me, silence. When it went away, I was left with the squeak of the blood…

— David Foster Wallace

“Fear makes smart men, make bad choices, and I can’t think of a night in my life, where I made more bad…

— Jason Rose

I know all about violence and physical abuse because my first husband used to beat me severely when he got drunk. Once,…

— Clare Boothe Luce

Consider the death of Princess Diana. This accident involved an English citizen, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel, driving…

— Mark Riebling

I have actually programmed a fair bit in Perl, like I have C++ code published with my name on it. Other things…

— Erik Naggum

Wherever your heart rests There I will live and be blessed I've tried to line up the things I Needed to say…

— Walter Dean Myers

Henry shook his head, 'I was drunk,' he said, trying to sound both ashamed and firm in this belief. He remembered the…

— Anna Godbersen

Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs…

— Carlton Mellick III

“there wasn't a stove and we put cans of beans in hot water in the sink to heat them up and we…

— Charles Bukowski

Sometimes I just think depression's one way of coping with the world. Like, some people get drunk, some people do drugs, some…

— Ned Vizzini

Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.

— Anonymous

Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.

— Anonymous

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.

— Robert Breault

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

— Vin Scully

“I read a lot. I love books. If they came in a bottle, I'd be a drunk too.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!

— Harry Nilsson

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

— Tucker Carlson

I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk.

— Khushwant Singh

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.

— John Waters

“Leave with the one you came with, unless he’s a drunk—then find your own way home.”

— Jenny Han

“Sometimes, when inspiration runs dry, I drink classical music until my words spill out.”

— Kamand Kojouri

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

— Eugene Mirman

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.

— Charles Bukowski

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

— Leslie Jamison

Drunk in love beyonce ////// this my shit I love this song

— Shiajohnson123

Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?'

— Anonymous