I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never…

“Don't you have something plain and wholesome, like scotch or bourbon?”

— Charlotte MacLeod

“That dandy, the sky, enters blue-suited sun like a scotch in hand.”

— Cecilia Llompart

There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.

— Ivor Cutler

An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.

— Abigail Padgett

Hot and hasty, like a Scotch jig.

— William Shakespeare

“Don't people drown their sorrows in things like scotch? Not strawberry whatever-it's-called.”

— Tom Rachman

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer.

— Davey Havok

Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are drunk or…

— Moby

“His mouth tastes like Scotch, and feels familiar, like somewhere I've been before.”

— Catherine McKenzie

And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a…

— Al Purdy

“This is the kind of life I've had. Drunk, and in charge of a bicycle, as an Irish police report once put it. Drunk…

— Ray Bradbury

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.

— Claude Williams

“But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his own eyebrows in response. "Well, aside from mine, of course," Jace said. "And…

— Cassandra Clare

I could write a book on the things I've done drunk.

— Kid Rock