I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

— George Gobel

If somebody told me, "Not a good idea," I would've said, "No, it's probably a good idea if you get drunk with me." I…

— Reginald Arvizu

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are drunk or…

— Moby

Don't talk to me before I've had my beer. Or after.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've never had beer. It smells so disgusting.

— Lil Yachty

I've never had a beer I didn't like.

— Blake Bortles

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea…

— Steven Hall

I could write a book on the things I've done drunk.

— Kid Rock

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

— Paula Abdul

And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a…

— Al Purdy

Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a drink onstage.…

— Kenny Chesney

“This is the kind of life I've had. Drunk, and in charge of a bicycle, as an Irish police report once put it. Drunk…

— Ray Bradbury

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.

— Claude Williams

“But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his own eyebrows in response. "Well, aside from mine, of course," Jace said. "And…

— Cassandra Clare