I've been at Amazon for almost 20 years at this point, so I've obviously drunk the Kool-Aid. — Andy Jassy Copy Share Image
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“ "I don't know exactly what's wrong with you, but I bet it's hard to pronounce when you're drunk." ” — Cherie Priest Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns Copy Share Image
High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash… — Fred Ward Copy Share Image
I don't sit around going, 'What is the matter with me? What do I have to do to get a hit?' And… — Billy Squier Copy Share Image
I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter,"… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
My definition of sobriety is to be in full control and not feel drunk, but it's not abstaining for religious reasons or… — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
There is no place like it, no place with an atom of its glory, pride, and exultancy. It lays its hand upon… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, we’re ninjas.' 'Well,… — John Green Copy Share Image
How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
Real data is messy. ...It's all very noisy out there. Very hard to spot the tune. Like a piano in the next… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
“I’m drunk,” she mutters. “I can already feel the hangover.” “Thraxa’s good at making it feel like a moral obligation to keep… — Pierce Brown Copy Share Image
Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Now some people when they sit down to write and nothing special comes, no good ideas, are so frightened that they drink… — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
“So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
And here I thought we would just be talking, little did I know we'd be taking chances in the closet. You get… — SayWeCanFly Copy Share Image
“It was so dark outside, I forgot where I was. I had no sense of geography or time or space, not even… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
The drunk kids, the catholics They're all about the same They're waiting for something Hoping to be saved — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
“A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you're drunk shake that ass like you know how to dance, Hollywood we're never going down. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I'm sober. Sober people, when I'm drunk. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not. — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
“Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober. — Mary Renault Copy Share Image
