Drunk Quotes · Page 31

I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks.

— Nikhil Saluja

Getting drunk is another way of saying you gave up on life

— Courtney Hayward

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.

— David Gest

I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ.

— Gaspar Noe

You punks better back up. I dont need no back up. You get high drunk then you cowards wanna act up.

— Lil Wyte

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

— Jacqueline du Pre

“more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila”

— Maria Lima

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by…

— William Tecumseh Sherman

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful…

— Janusz Korczak

“What do you think? The last party she threw for you, you came home with an inflatable cock on your head as…

— Elle Aycart

The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field…

— Douglas Adams

I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was…

— Daniel Day-Lewis

The Lover is ever drunk with Love. He is mad. She is free. He sings with delight. She dances in ecstasy. Caught…

— Rumi

Delia picked at the raw sores of her conscience...Drunk or sober, Delia lived in the small town in her heart, ignoring the…

— Dorothy Allison

A girl texting you hundreds of miles away saying,I'm drunk. Is like lasagna texting you from Italy saying,I'm delicious.

— Anonymous

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people…

— Zac Efron

If a body could just find oot the exac' proper proportion and quantity that ought to be drunk every day, and keep…

— James Hogg

I could scream down 90 mountains to less than dust if only one living human had eyes in the head and heart…

— Charles Bukowski

Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

When you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it. The two things that nearly all of us have…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I know one gay ex-Mormon who is a talented, self-destructive alcoholic. Whenever he is drunk and going on a tear, we are…

— Andrew Solomon

“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to…

— Christina Engela

“Alice opened the door when I rang. She had on green pyjamas and held a hairbrush in one hand. She looked wearily…

— Dashiell Hammett

Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in…

— George Orwell

Since when has being drunk been an excuse? Man up and take responsibility for your actions.

— Anonymous

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

— Shirley MacLaine

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

— Paul McCartney

“it always falls on the sober to pay for the sins of the drunk.”

— Khaled Hosseini

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

— Kathleen Madigan

I'm drunk and high at the same time/Drinking champagne on the airplane.

— 2 Chainz

“I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.”

— Santosh Kalwar

When I'm drunk I tell the cops the fires lit themselves I swear it, they seem to never beileve me though

— Mike Campbell

You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf.

— Anthony Langston

It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.

— John Lanchester

“Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid.”

— Don DeLillo

I'm a hop on the bus with Biz. Yo Brother let's get drunk and I'm coming with blunt after blunt of this…

— Layzie Bone

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

— Ingrid Bengis

“I may not know what love is,” he said, “but, by God, at least I’ve never gotten drunk by myself.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water, thought it wine and got glorious drunk.

— Will M Cook

“Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.”

— Aman Jassal