Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he…

Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love

— Anonymous

Two things that only a man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love.

— Ritu Ghatourey

“Since my body is a temple I try to eat only healthy foods. Then again, I am half-Irish and half-German so I drink a…

— James Hauenstein

“Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal.”

— Roman Payne

“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.”

— Quentin R. Bufogle

“Caution: Drinking is not good for the phone.”

— Amit Abraham

“You can find a temporary happiness in things like drinking liquor or smoking a joint. But the true one comes when you start embarking…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Beer is man's drink. Water is God's drink. Wine is everyone's drink. Whiskey is the Devil's soup.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

Me quit drinking? only time I go to the Betty Ford Center is to laugh at the quitters.

— Tru Muse

Raise a glass to those of you who don't wield a one thousand pound weapon, driving home locked and loaded.

— Megan Grabiec

“Intoxication, like sexual euphoria, is the privilege of the human animal. Sexual frenzy is our compensation for the tedious moments we must suffer in…

— Roman Payne

“Maybe sex with him was a mistake, but on the other hand, some mistakes are like a good margarita—impossible to stop after only one.”

— Chloe Lukas

“Only a man with nothing to hide could make that kind of racket.”

— Sara Sheridan

O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!

— William Shakespeare

“I will be doing two things tonight well . . . 1, Drinking in your establishment and 2, Growing my Hair Long”

— Kevin Kolenda