A nickname may be the best record of a success. That's what I call putting the face of a joke upon the… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
Comedy films never die, all they need is a good script instead of merely relying on humour. That said, I would love… — Suraj Venjaramood Copy Share Image
I was making a lot of 8mm home movies, since I was twelve, making little dramas and comedies with the neighborhood kids. — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
It's a lot of people's goal to be the lead in a movie, and that was never my goal. I just wanted… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
I actually pay careful attention to that sort of thing - infusing humor into my films - because that's how important I… — Park Chan-wook Copy Share Image
A good joke will sell quicker than a good poem, and, measured in sweat and blood, will bring better remuneration. — Jack London Copy Share Image
I've always been a figure skater and ballet dancer. I love physical comedy, and any chance that I get to do that...… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
For a while last summer I was depressed because nothing was happening. It got to the point where people like me were… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
A friend of mine was watching TV one day and he just was like, 'I bet you want to do comedy,' and… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Listen, here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends who don't judge you, what… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When I used to work the road, I remember I used to ask myself in the mirror, literally, like in a movie,… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I think a shot can actually influence a scene in a huge way. For example, comedy is always better in a two-shot.… — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
Honestly, it's really hard improvising and it's really stressful and humiliating at times. You're taking really big swings that potentially are eating… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I dont watch a whole lot of stand up. Mainly I prefer to read writers; they make me laugh the most. Something… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce and therefore more accessible for women. But… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
“He could sit in the dust and dark of the carriage house and rot for the rest of his life. Clearly that's… — Kristin Bailey Copy Share Image
Humor is a blessing to me. My earliest recollections are of looking at something and seeing the lighter side. But it's always… — Roy Clark Copy Share Image
I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never make people laugh. If you would succeed in life, you must be solemn, solemn as an ass. All great monuments are… — Thomas Corwin Copy Share Image
If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
[Beaches] is a pretty picture and I just liked having somebody like Bette [Mudler] who can be flying in the big comedy… — Garry Marshall Copy Share Image
It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Though part of me had always wanted to be a comedian, another part of me had always wanted to be Bryant Gumbel… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Comedy gigs are there because you are all in acceptance that the world is not the way it should be. You have… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I have no real enemies in comedy, but there are a couple of people who I'd laugh about if I heard that… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I can't think of any bank robbery comedy where it's about two normal guys. It's kind of like Superbad meets Heat, which… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“to "act always as if the future of the universe depended on what you did, while laughing at yourself for thinking that… — Jean Paul Zogby Copy Share Image
There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
It's fun to deliver material on live TV because it's more off-the-cuff, but I like writing better. You really can measure the… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously.… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To see a comedy in an environment where you're surrounded by other people that are laughing is great. That's probably more satisfying… — Griffin Dunne Copy Share Image
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