The rules I go by are: Always keep your villains bad, and keep the plot grounded and real. If you keep those… — Peter Segal Copy Share Image
I remember when I wanted to start touring for comedy. That's when podcasts were just kicking off. So I listened to every… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine. — Carol Vorderman Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
It is a fine line between making fun of the right thing and making fun of the wrong thing. And the language… — Justin Simien Copy Share Image
If I got into a fight in a bar, I'd miss the dude by miles. I wouldn't know how to connect. It… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
The English have a wellspring of comedy that will never be exhausted: the combination of bestial urges and excellent manners. — David Edelstein Copy Share Image
My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become. — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
Horror is like comedy. Woody Allen's comedy is going to be very different from Ben Stiller's comedy which is going to be… — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
I'm not terribly well read. My wife forces books into my hands and insists I read them, which I'm grateful to her… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
“An emotional man with bushy eyebrows tells us that if the proposed mosque is built in Bendigo 'the foundation of Australia will… — John Safran Copy Share Image
I'm always fighting with profanity and Christian comedy. I'm telling you, it's always a fight. Because my father said to me, he… — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
The ones [comedies] that I always liked, whether it's Terms of Endearment, Broadcast News, or Fast Times of Ridgemont High, they were… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
They are cheaper to make and easier to do; you can just cram in loads of talent into a format that works… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that comedy is sort of a cop out to not wrestling seriously, but I actually would argue… — Kenny Omega Copy Share Image
My philosophy was simple: audiences shouldn't say that I just came, stood, and copied another comedy star. They should say 'Senthil acted… — Senthil Copy Share Image
I've an irritating chuckle, I've a celebrated sneer, I've an entertaining snigger, I've a fascinating leer; To everybody's prejudice I know a… — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
Laughter isn't even the other side of tears. It is tears turned inside out. Truly the suffering is great, here on earth. — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
I've done some version of that Minnesota accent - that Midwestern accent - in sketch comedy for years. It's the quickest way… — Allison Tolman Copy Share Image
A Person Who Laughs More And Makes Others Laugh Would Be Having A Thunder Storm Sadness Beneath His Heart. — Babloo Copy Share Image
I've never done stand-up in my life. I don't know if that's entirely interesting, but I came up in improv. — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
I think more than anything, as a comedian, I grow tired of the unoriginality of 'crazy cat lady' jokes. It's a hacky… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really… — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
I don't know what happiness is. I don't know what sweet caress is. Still, I'm always laughing like a clown. — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
There is a lot of - there is a lot of humor in 'Fancy Dance,' and, you know, Jax is a very… — Lily Gladstone Copy Share Image
Peace is universally echoing laughter.Consequence is a disease the right are immune to.Non-conformity is pausing for the traffic light to go green… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could tell you what my good qualities are. There's my honesty; I have a very wacky, kind of dry humor that… — Shannen Doherty Copy Share Image
As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a… — David Cross Copy Share Image
So, I've got to have food, I've got to have humor. But these things are just the way in to what the… — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If you're in scenes with a guy you know really well in a comedy, you tend to crack each other up too… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
I am a grown man who is an entertainer with a specific type of humour and if you don't like it, that's… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
I grew up on Abdul Halim Hafez and Esmail Yassine, a great comedic actor. I think Adel Imam also changed and revolutionised… — Mena Massoud Copy Share Image
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell… — James DeGale Copy Share Image
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time,… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
My philosophy of life is that I am deeply, deeply serious about my work and for the rest I like to have… — Maggi Hambling Copy Share Image
Twenty-two years I've been doing this comedy lark, so it's been like a meteoric rise to fame... if the meteor was being… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
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