I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When you cry,you cry alone … When you laugh, the world laughs with you... — Anamika Singh Copy Share Image
I just want to make people laugh, and I want to do that the best way possible. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Some say that laughter is the best medicine, Obviously they have yet to try medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doing comedy and romance is easy, if I compare it with playing the role of a real-life person. — Ammy Virk Copy Share Image
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for:… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I'm gonna play this game the way I want to. It might be serious, it might be a comedy, it might be… — Mo'Nique Copy Share Image
Somehow people were connected to my funny bone and they always laughed at my jokes, and I also started enjoying that. — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
Molly Shannon, for example, is someone I've always really looked up to, because her comedy is so physical and wild and unembarrassed… — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
For such is the fate of parody: it must never fear exaggerating. If it strikes home, it will only prefigure something that… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I will never say never, but I will say never to doing the more typical romantic comedies. You know, unless I'm getting… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
In the entertainment industry all that anybody wants to do whether it's music or stories or dancing or comedy or whatever, they… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
Tragedy isn't an easy thing to kill. It takes more than a turtle. Tragedy must be destroyed by someone willing to be… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
If I like hardcore straight-edge punk music, gentle psychedelic folk music, gangster rap, indie-rock with a lot of guitar pedals, and I… — Jeffrey Lewis Copy Share Image
Of all the awards, the Stand-up Comic Audience Award is our favorite. It is a chance to honor the performers who spend… — George Schlatter Copy Share Image
I like doing comedy, I like doing drama. Naturally I like to do, I like doing dramas, I like conflict, and when… — Matt Dillon Copy Share Image
Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke. — Lucille Kallen Copy Share Image
People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound. — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
Usually when I mention suspended animation, people will flash me the Vulcan sign and laugh. — Mark Roth Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, comedy is played by an incomparable actor. — Champfleury Copy Share Image
To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I love workplace comedies very much, they are just my favorite things in the world. — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
A lot of comics just joke around, but it's just as important to get the truth out there. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
It's so laughable that it's somewhere beyond comedy and right into tragedy again. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Nobody is a professional comedian for the first five, six years they're doing it. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
