Comedy Quotes · Page 222

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

— Patton Oswalt

“A character whose name is a joke cannot be taken seriously. (Page 188)”

— M.B.B. Biskupski

A lot of Christmas episodes of comedies are comedies trying to be dramas.

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctors book.

— Irish Proverb

There's only so many ways you can cope with being in dire means, and one way is humour.

— Mura Masa

I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.

— Rowan Atkinson

Humor - it helps to make the vibe better - it loosens up the vibrations.

— Brian Wilson

Making fun of disabled kids is the lowest form of immaturity.

— Anonymous

Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going…

— Mindy Kaling

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon…

— Seth Green

There's always something interesting about comedy teams that have the exact same energy. The one time I really noticed that was Will…

— Scott Aukerman

If something's true you should be able discuss it or ask whether it's true. It helps me as a comedian. But it…

— Richard Herring

I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.

— Rachel Zucker

Half of the time I don't know what they're talking about; their jokes seem to relate to a past that everyone but…

— Jean Webster

Any time you can build jokes around a story that resonates on an emotional level, it is going to have a big…

— Will Arnett

A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you…

— Dav Pilkey

We're not trying to make a reality show at all. The show gets described sometimes as a reality show, sometimes as a…

— Sal Vulcano

“I was on the point of explaining to Gerald that the world has always laughed at its own tragedies, that being the…

— Oscar Wilde

My first time on TV doing stand-up, I actually did this show in Holland called 'The Comedy Factory' hosted by Jorgen Raymann.…

— Hannibal Buress

Indian actors, because of the format of our stories, need to be good actors, and be able to perform emotional sequences, do…

— Amitabh Bachchan

One's dream is constantly evolving, rising and falling, changing course. This happens in every job, but because I have worked in comedy…

— Conan O'Brien

There are a lot of comedic actors who are just out to be the funny one and get all the laughs and…

— Jake M. Johnson

To be a comic, you must reveal yourself in your most grotesque nudity. And it's only then, when the truth gets told,…

— Melissa Leo

My kind of childhood comic ideal was Tim Conway. And just because I always loved that he could do so much without…

— Tony Hale

Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team.

— Teller

Doing comedy stuff is maybe more fun, but maybe the serious stuff is a little bit more rewarding.

— Adam Page

“In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.”

— Amunhotep El Bey

Like a knight in glittering armor, Laughter Stood up at his side.

— William Rose Benet

And if people do like me, I think it's because I'm a stand-up guy.

— David Duval

For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

— Bill Burr

Jealousy is like a terrifying tornado seeking to destroy anything in its path

— Anonymous

I don't tell sexist jokes at parties any more.They're too complicated for women.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I am not partial to folk who are grim and austere. I prefer fanciful folk who make me laugh.”

— Jack Vance

When people laugh and ask me what I see in you I simply tell them, Everything you don't!..awww..

— Anonymous

If you're funny; if theres something that makes you laugh, then every days going to be OK.

— Anonymous

I love to make people laugh, and do things that are surprising and different.

— Rachele Brooke Smith

Humor was another of the soul's weapons in the fight for self-preservation.

— Viktor E. Frankl

When you're with Chris Wylde, there's never not laughter.

— David Anders

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

— Zach Galifianakis

If you can't laugh at yourself every once in a while then you aren't allowed to laugh at other people.

— Anonymous