Comedy Quotes · Page 221

You cant even have a good laugh anymore without people being upset. Lighten up people!

— Anonymous

“Everybody present laughed nervously, except Lord Vetinari, who just laughed.”

— Terry Pratchett

Your goal is to launch an imperfect product and let people laugh at you.

— Bo Sanchez

I spend more time looking for a movie on Netflix than actually watching one.

— Anonymous

Every funny story has at least one unusual thing in it.

— Matt Besser

Everytime you find some humour ina difficult situation you win.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I guess the essence of my comedy is to get into a very abnormal situation but act like it's normal.

— Fred Willard

If you can have a laugh with someone, you're then in each other's world.

— Casey Wilson

The whole idea of comedy, there is nothing normal about going up on stage to make strangers laugh. But I'm also not…

— Jim Gaffigan

I've played a lot of bad guys over the years, a lot of hardcore guys. At the same time, I've done a…

— Jonathan Banks

“[T]hey could not help being amused every time another little human believed itself the center of its world, as each of us…

— Neil Gaiman

If I am against the condition of the world, it is not because I am a moralist - it is because I…

— Henry Miller

It's interesting to have the awkward moments play out, and the real human interactions. The more you cut that down, you lose…

— Nicholas Stoller

I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.

— Kristen Ashley

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is…

— Trey Parker

My sense of humor tends toward both the dark and the absurd - two great tastes that, in my opinion, taste great…

— Ron Currie Jr

Recognizing absolutely depends on the public that I'm out with. If I'm in Atlanta, it's definitely Why Did I Get Married. If…

— Michael Jai White

As a comedian, you're making so many observations, so many measurements. You might catch someone's eyes as you're telling a joke, and…

— Sean Lock

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's…

— Jonah Hill

I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I…

— Kevin Hart

Sometimes, when people are talking to me about something I have no interest in and that glazed over look takes me, I…

— Anonymous

“For GQ’s Andrew Corsello, Louis C.K.’s qualification to be considered El Supremo is that he is more than a comedian—he is a…

— James Wolcott

Someone once said that to make a regular person laugh, you need to dress a guy up like an old lady and…

— Tina Fey

Just because I laugh alot, doesnt mean my life is easy. just because I have a smile on my face everyday, doesnt…

— Stay Strong

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

— Marty Feldman

The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.

— Alexia

You have to laugh at yourself, because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't.

— Emily Saliers

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

— Anonymous

I don't think that because you die and move on to somewhere else that you lose your sense of humor.

— Peter Jackson

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

— Edward Albee

I don't force humor into a film, it comes naturally to me.

— Priyadarshan

“Laughter is magic that dispenses clouds and creates sunshine in the soul.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

— Shel Silverstein

With something that's not based just in comedy, you can be a bit weirder in a slightly realistic way.

— Julian Barratt

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point

— Will Durst

“PEBKAC" across the front. He grinned. Problem exists between keyboard and chair.”

— Moira Rogers

Trying to look cool and lovely in comedy is a recipe for disaster. You have to let go.

— Lucy Punch

Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way, Enterplaining.

— Jerry Seinfeld

I like comedy a lot. I love comedy. It's so much fun, but it's hard, too.

— Kirby Bliss Blanton

But who in war will not have his laugh amid the skulls?

— Winston Churchill