Comedy Quotes · Page 209

I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy.

— Aaron Eckhart

I feel like I've done a bunch of period stuff and then a bunch of romantic comedies.

— Kate Beckinsale

You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you weren't being funny.

— Anonymous

I feel like I work on scripts for comedy as well as dramatic stuff the same.

— Rachael Harris

Even when I was a kid - I was really young - I was drawn to comedy.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

It's hard to write comedy when you're worried all the time.

— Brian Quinn

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

— Nora Dunn

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Instead of going into politics, I decided to go into comedy, which is the second most daunting career path for a woman.

— Casey Wilson

That awkward moment when your laughter becomes inaudible and you sit there clapping like a retarded seal...XD

— Kylee

I like the sound of laughter. I was the guy in the group of friends that would always make the friends laugh.…

— Russell Peters

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with…

— Dov Davidoff

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting…

— Bo Burnham

I love going back and forth from drama to comedy. I love switching it around and showing people that I can do…

— Anonymous

I remember watching 'Abbott and Costello vs Frankenstein' continuously as a kid and being amazed that my horror legends were making a…

— Tony Todd

I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way.

— Peter Kay

I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious…

— Woody Allen

Funny how things turn out, I have swallowed one of the nevers I once prematurely declared. Well its a lesson learned, though…

— Trinity Chasara

I used to go to the Improvisation Comedy Club every night in Times Square. How I didn't get killed in that area…

— Gilbert Gottfried

Tragedy dramatizes human life as potentiality and fulfillment. Its virtual future, or Destiny, is therefore quite different from that created in comedy.…

— Susanne Katherina Langer

I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep…

— Matthew Gray Gubler

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity. And I think that's the reason my act has become…

— Lewis Black

I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'Butt-Head' next…

— Mike Judge

But the truth of the matter is, that was fairly, fairly early on in Goebbels' 800 movies that he made in Germany.…

— Quentin Tarantino

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

— Charlie Chaplin

I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out.

— Clive Anderson

We don't laugh because we're happy - we're happy because we laugh.

— William James

One just needs a little alertness to see and find out: Life is really a great cosmic laughter.

— Anonymous

Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.

— Michael Showalter

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

— Ron Shock

Laughter is the best medicine... but if you laugh for no reason, you need a medicine...

— Anonymous

Walt Disney always said, 'For every laugh, there should be a tear.' I believe in that.

— John Lasseter

“The madder it makes you, the harder you need to laugh at it.”

— Destiny Booze

In an environment in which tragedy is genuine and frequent, laughter is essential to sanity.

— Laura Bohannan

Comedy is about flaws anyway... There's a lot of humor in the dark areas of life.

— Brett Gelman

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.

— Carl Hiaasen

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.

— Jemima Kirke

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

— Chris Gethard

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

— Richard Harris

Old hippies don't die, they just lie low until the laughter stops and their time comes round again.

— Joe Gallivan