Comedy Quotes · Page 208

“I take humor very seriously. I also take it three times a day, with meals.”

— Jarod Kintz

I think if you have someone without a sense of humor, you're less likely to be together.

— Ed Sheeran

“Life is sometimes hard, and you have to laugh your way through it.”

— Mabele Simmons Tyler Perry Don't Make A Black Woman Take of Her Earrings

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

— Sacha Baron Cohen

I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it.

— Ryan Seacrest

Laugh at the mistakes of others if you can laugh at your own mistakes too.

— Senoraroy

The last thing I want to do is use my comedy as a partisan tool or as a method for preaching.

— Armando Iannucci

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

— Anonymous

I'm a shithead douche with no credentials. I just say I do so people watch my show and believe the shit I…

— Dr Phil

Laughter lifts us over high ridges and lights up dark valleys in a way that makes life so much easier. It is…

— Alan Cohen

All tragedies are finished bya death, All comedies are ended bya marriage; The future states of both are left to faith.

— Robert Byron

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost…

— Maya Angelou

There have been times where I have said, even in a sketch that I'm not in, 'I don't think you should be…

— Bowen Yang

We've always been interested in the commentary on politics and society and how comedy always sort of cuts that with a nice…

— Sean Hayes

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke…

— Garrison Keillor

Me, as myself, I don't think I'm particularly funny. But I've noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing.…

— Madeline Kahn

I see myself touring internationally - everywhere, every theater, every arena - and putting out stand-up comedy specials until I can't even…

— Jermaine Fowler

“I'd worked out that social success is often built on pretending just a little. Popular people sometimes have to laugh at things…

— Gail Honeyman

I think critics tend to think that comedy is freakin' math. Like, this is the Pythagorean Theorem. They're not sophisticated enough to…

— Ken Jeong

'Man Down' is not a serious study of the human condition: it is a balls-out attempt at making people laugh. So nobody…

— Greg Davies

Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the…

— Mark Twain

“Crazy moment!! When you suddenly laughed because you remember something funny and then realised that strangers were lookin at you weirdly (why…

— Khaled

Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barr—who was molested as a child. Uch. That…

— Jeff Ross

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's…

— Mark Russell

Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he she is involved in tragic events.

— Anonymous

At times of the severest depression, humor is what binds people together.

— Robert Carlyle

Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word.

— Janeane Garofalo

Humor is the offspring of man; it comes forth like Minerva, fully armed from the brain.

— Roger L'Estrange

I try and be as vulnerable in my comedy as possible, to open that door for other people.

— Patti Harrison

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

— Joss Whedon

The majority of scripts I get are in the comedy genre.

— Varun Sharma

I think it is a great gift to make people laugh, and it shouldn't be underestimated.

— Beeban Kidron

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

— Louise Rennison

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.

— Natasha Leggero

A decrepit society shuns humor as a decrepit individual shuns drafts.

— Malcolm Muggeridge

The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore.

— Kris Kidd

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.

— Teri Garr

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

— Ben Feldman

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

— Jenny Eclair

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

— Alexandra Potter