You can go your whole life and not need math or physics…

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

— Bill Burr

The awkward momment when you tell a joke and no one laughs lol

— MoCHY

I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads…

— Don Rickles

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

— Bob Saget

A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke,…

— Stephan Pastis

I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the…

— Bill Nighy

I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.'

— Brenda Song

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time…

— Alex Winter

When I tell a joke, I immediately know whether it's funny or not.

— Carlos Mencia

Humor is so culturally based that when I try to tell a joke as me being a white American, if I tell other white…

— Michael Emerson

I'm very much of the "make it dark, make it grim, make it tough", but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

— Joss Whedon

“Tell me a joke and I will know how you behave ~ Tell me a quote and I may be your wise slave”

— Yasser Kashef

Rick said, "Is there some place we can go and talk?" "You want to talk?," Keir raised an eyebrow. "I never thought I'd see…

— Josh Lanyon

Growing up, 'wocka wocka' was like my thing...I would tell a joke and then go, 'Wocka wocka!' I was a bit of a nerd.

— Amy Adams

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles