“PEBKAC" across the front. He grinned. Problem exists between keyboard and chair.” — Moira Rogers Copy Share Image
With something that's not based just in comedy, you can be a bit weirder in a slightly realistic way. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
Trying to look cool and lovely in comedy is a recipe for disaster. You have to let go. — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
I like comedy a lot. I love comedy. It's so much fun, but it's hard, too. — Kirby Bliss Blanton Copy Share Image
“A character whose name is a joke cannot be taken seriously. (Page 188)” — M.B.B. Biskupski Copy Share Image
I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't… — John Roberts Copy Share Image
I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I… — Jamie Kennedy Copy Share Image
Laughter... is like a hurricane: once it reaches a certain point, it becomes self-feeding, self-supporting. You laugh not because the jokes are… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
In terms of comedy, I never did five-minute sets or clubs or anything. I just started doing shows. Coming from that theater… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I think that we all enjoy silliness to varying degrees but I think everyone can enjoy a relatable thing if it is… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
It's a bit embarrassing for a company to be exposed for wrongdoing, but it's really embarrassing if it's done by making them… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
To me, most theatre looks ridiculous. I find it very difficult to do. Personally, if I ever try to do serious stuff,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
His (Lloyd Kaufman) string of low-budget, lowbrow horror comedies stretching back to the ’80s has been cited as influence by Peter Jackson,… — Lou Lumenick Copy Share Image
I liked horror and comedy, basically, from a young age, but I just ended up getting into comedy because there was -… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I've done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for 'Let Me Explain,' I toured all over… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I don't actually believe in the genre of comedy. Sometimes when I watch comedies, I can't see the soul of the show.… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
A lot of Christmas episodes of comedies are comedies trying to be dramas. — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
Humor - it helps to make the vibe better - it loosens up the vibrations. — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctors book. — Irish Proverb Copy Share Image
There's only so many ways you can cope with being in dire means, and one way is humour. — Mura Masa Copy Share Image
Doing comedy stuff is maybe more fun, but maybe the serious stuff is a little bit more rewarding. — Adam Page Copy Share Image
Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team. — Teller Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Like a knight in glittering armor, Laughter Stood up at his side. — William Rose Benet Copy Share Image
I don't tell sexist jokes at parties any more.They're too complicated for women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Jealousy is like a terrifying tornado seeking to destroy anything in its path — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're funny; if theres something that makes you laugh, then every days going to be OK. — Anonymous Copy Share Image