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Non-vegetarian statement

By A Non-Vegetarian :

"Vegetarians Are Cruel
People, They Kill Helpless
Plants,
We Atleast Have Decency
To Kill The Chicken Who
Can Run For Its Life"

Wife treats husband

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..

At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?

Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him

Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
In My Local

Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?

The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..

Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."

Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai

Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle‚¦
Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle‚¦

Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai,
Kash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone se pehlay

Cool message by a wife

Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya

Qarib se tumhe dekha to apna paya,
Jab tumhe dosti mein azmaya to apna paya,

Tumhe kya name dun samjh mein nahi aaya,
Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya...

Until facebook

I Hadn't Realized
Until Facebook
That
Most Of My Friends Are
Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

Medical term for lazy

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: "now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain english,"
The doctor replied, "you're just lazy "

"okay," said the man.
"now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife"

Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat

Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat,
Woh shakhs k jis ko mera hona bhi nahi hai.

Ye Ishq-e-Mohabbat ki Riwayat bhi Ajeeb hai,
Pana bhi nahi hai Usey Or khoona bhi nahi hai

Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall

Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..."