Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo,
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo,

Roj nikla kare kisi ki yaad me ansu,
Itna kabhi kisi se na pyaar karo

Karo ge yaad to har baat yaad aye gi,
Guzartey waqt ki har mulaqat yad aye gi,

Talash karo ge hum se behtar dost koi,
Nigah dor talak ja kar laut aye gi..

R u m o r s
Are Carried By
H a t e r s ,

Spread By
F o o l s

And

Accepted By
I d i o t s ... !

If People Could Hear
The Next Five Seconds
After
I Hit End On A Call,
I Would Have No Friends...

Wadiyon se soraj nikal aaya hai,
Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai,

Aap kion udaas baithay ho,
ab to muskura do, hamara SMS aaya hai

Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulajh jaya karo,
Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo,

Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par,
Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.

When Your Mom Decides
To Be In The Room
While
You're 0n The Computer,
So You Just Switch To
Google n Stare At It