Mout ke baad yaad
mout ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
mitti mery kabr ki utha raha hai koi,
a khuda do pal ki zindgi or de de,
mery kabr se udas ja raha hai koi...
mout ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
mitti mery kabr ki utha raha hai koi,
a khuda do pal ki zindgi or de de,
mery kabr se udas ja raha hai koi...
Raat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne
tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne.
Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai faryad to karte honge,
mera sms padh k yaad to karte honge.
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
This Is How Fashion Freaks
Learn Alphabets Today:
A For Armani
B - Burberry
C - Chanel
D - Dior
E - Escada
F - Fendi
G - Gucci
H - Hermes
I - Iceberg
J - Jimmy Choo
K - Karl Lagerfeld
L - Louis Vuitton
M - Manolo Blahnik
N - Nina Ricci
O - Oscar De La Renta
P - Prada
Q - Mcqueen
R - Ralph Lauren
S -Salvatore Ferragamo
T - Tods
U - Ungaro
V - Versace
W - Wolfgang Joop
X - 2-Xist
Y - Yves Saint Laurent
Z - Zara
Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai,
Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai.
Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna
Jo Haste Hue har waqt Yaad Aata Hai.
Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?
Girl : Awwww ... Yes !
Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P
A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.
Socha yaad na kar k thora tadpaye unko,
kisi aur ka naam ley kar jalayain unko.
Par koi chot unko lagi to dard hame hoga,
ab koi ye bataye k kis tarah satayein unko.
U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte.
Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace!
-
I m 'Pathan',
My Name Is 'Altaf',
I Speak 'Sindhi'
And
Live In 'Baloch Colony'
With My 'Punjabi' Family
Mujhe dard-e-dil ki intehaa maloom hai,
Mujhe dard-e-ishq ki saza maloom hai,
Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do‚¦
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai.
Girl's silence is dangerous.
They're either :
---> about to blow up
---> need a hug
---> falling apart
---> crying inside
Or all of the above.