Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

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The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind.

Mana teri nazar main tera pyaar hum nahe,
kaise kahen k tere talabgaar hum nahe,

khud ko jala k khak kar dala,mita diya,
lo ab tumhari raah main dewaar hum nahe,

jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon k khoon se,
gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe

‎6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!

Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!

Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d

A Good Heart & Good Nature are
Two Different THINGS
A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships
But Good Nature
Can win many Good Hearts:-)
Have a bless day..

Humare dilki gehrai ko koi samjh paya hi nai,
Kitne tanha hain hum koi jaan paya hi,
Kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho,
Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nai...

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚