A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There€™s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.

phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
.
.
.
Fast Food :p

Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko ik lamha saber nahi,
Shayd k us ko ab meri kader nahi,

Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,
Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi..!

Wafa ka naam na lo yaron,
Wafa dil ko dukahati hai.

Jub bhi Wafa ka naam lete hi,
hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world... gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!