Cork Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cork Lunch
Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ran away from an adorable Irishman who wanted to se you naked? — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
I inadvertently lobbed a boiled potato across the room at a palace lunch. — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
A tender young cork, however, would have had no more chance against a pair of corkscrews, or a tender young tooth against a pair… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's nice," said the mouse. "It's home," said the duck. "You live here?" "I live well! I may have been swallowed, but I have… — Mac Barnett Copy Share Image
“If you wish to carry a hungry weasel in your pocket, it is your choice.” — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“When I opened up the bottle of wine, Thebes said whoa, you yanked that cork out of there like you were saving it from… — Miriam Toews Copy Share Image
I think the language as spoken in Limerick and Cork has not really been written; 'City of Bohane' is a combination of the two.… — Kevin Barry Copy Share Image
Marcel Proust shut out visitors from his cork-lined room, where he wrote, but he probably expected to be immortalized in the literary canon. Even… — Tyler Cowen Copy Share Image
I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, because it's supposedly not good for me. I still have gallons of it around though. I smell the cork… — Anton Szandor LaVey Copy Share Image
Some people drift along like a cork on a river, feeling that they cannot do anything except drift, moment to moment. This is an… — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
The city of Cork - the urban center, where all the shops and bars and everything are - is actually an island, a river… — John Jeremiah Sullivan Copy Share Image
The place that I worked I used to joke about it. There was a, every morning at 10:30 I'd come into work and I'd… — Al Kooper Copy Share Image
Don't worry about calling for me. Just pop a cork loudly enough and I'll come running. — Anistatia R. Miller Copy Share Image
