Cork Quote by W. C. Fields

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

— W. Clement Stone

“What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?”

— W. C. Fields

Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a…

— Anonymous

You ran away from an adorable Irishman who wanted to se you naked?

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I inadvertently lobbed a boiled potato across the room at a palace lunch.

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Was that you or the duck?

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A tender young cork, however, would have had no more chance against a pair of corkscrews, or a tender young tooth against a pair…

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“Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.”

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“If you wish to carry a hungry weasel in your pocket, it is your choice.”

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I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.

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I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would…

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