Betting Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Betting Gambling Horse Lost Remember Shirts
“Would anyone remember the story of Godiva if she lowered Coventry's taxes without taking her clothes off?” — Daniel Donoghue Copy Share Image
“Thomas looked like someone's painting of the forgotten Greek god of body cologne. He had long hair so dark that light itself could not escape it, and even fresh from the shower it was starting to curl. His eyes were the color of thunderclouds, and he never did a single moment of exercise to earn the gratuitous amount of ripple… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“But the observers were even more surprised by her thigh boots, black breeches, and the red leather corset she wore over a white shirt.… — Pierre Pevel Copy Share Image
“And as she leaned down to drink, the lock of hair fell from her bosom, and floated away with the water. Now she was… — Jacob Grimm Copy Share Image
“Here was my mother, one of the Top Five pious women of the district, coming out with the unbelievable "God's great and all but".… — Anna Burns Copy Share Image
“As for herself, she returned to her seat with a smile of savage scorn upon her lips, and she blasphemously repeated the fearful name… — Alexandre Dumas Copy Share Image
“Rider scooped Willow into his arms and carried her outside to the nearest tree, Miriam right behind him. Awkwardly shifting his burden, he sat… — Charlotte McPherren Copy Share Image
“As far as I could see, she didn't take any better care of her apparel than I did mine, but I owned shirts that… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
“A horse blanket, Mel? I remembered what I was wearing. 'It tore in half when Hrani tried washing it. She was going to mend… — Sherwood Smith Copy Share Image
“It wasn't ass-screaming Beaker, though. It was fourteen girls in matching, form fitting sweats, all of which read RIDGE CHEERLEADING on the butt. (A form of ass-screaming, I suppose.) Each had her name on the back of her sleek warm-up fleece. They clustered around the snack bar, yelling at the top of their lungs. I really hoped and prayed that… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share
“As Maia turned to go, hardly believing that there could be such happiness, she heard a loud splash. Miss Minton was leaning over the… — Eva Ibbotson Copy Share Image
“Godiva was tired and old and Gertrude Stein in spring bought a new car...” — Alice B. Toklas Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Once the war began, the government could do anything 'necessary' to win it; so it was with the 'final solution of the Jewish problem,' which the Nazis always talked about but never dared undertake, not even the Nazis, until war and its 'necessities' gave them the knowledge that they could get away with it. The people abroad who thought that… — Milton Mayer Copy Share
In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'. — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
Betting on football had been banned and, if anything, things got worse. I'd bet on horses instead. I knew absolutely nothing about horses. — Kyle Lafferty Copy Share Image
“Winning is never about luck alone — it's about timing, patience, and trusting the game.” — PKBook99 Copy Share Image
Markets are constantly in a state of uncertainty and flux and money is made by discounting the obvious and betting on the unexpected. — George Soros Copy Share Image
Can you make fancy patterns of water that actually have some computation power? I'm betting that fluids are complex enough to do this. — Terence Tao Copy Share Image
I hope that my 'Jeopardy' run helps destigmatize sports betting because I have certainly dealt with some stigmas. — James Holzhauer Copy Share Image
The financial crisis of 2008 was not caused by investment banks betting against the housing market in 2007. It was caused by the fact… — James Surowiecki Copy Share Image
If you're betting all the time, everything is just another bet. You don't even think about the money after you've made the arrangements. You're… — Bobby Riggs Copy Share Image
When I'm introspective about the last few years I think the biggest mistake that we made, as a company, is betting too much on HTML5 as opposed to native... because it just wasn't there. And it's not that HTML5 is bad. I'm actually, on long-term, really excited about it. One of the things that's interesting is we actually have more… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share
When you talk about locker room betting, we bet on everything... It's no different than anyone else's office pool. Money changes hands in the… — Albert Belle Copy Share Image
In betting on races, there are two elements that are never lacking - hope as hope, and an incomplete recollection of the past. — E. V. Lucas Copy Share Image
