Discworld Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Who really knew what evil lurked in the heart of men? ME. Who knew what sane men were capable of? STILL ME, I’M AFRAID.…

— Terry Pratchett

“The horsemen came closer. Vimes was not good at horsemen. Something in him resented being addressed by anyone eight feet above the ground. He…

— Terry Pratchett

“The other two entered the room. Vimes gave his men his usual look of resigned dismay. "My squad," he mumbled. "Fine body of men,"…

— Terry Pratchett

“Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from…

— Terry Pratchett

“We try to make guests feel welcome," said Dee, scuttling behind his desk. He pulled off his pointed hat and, to Vimes's amazement, put…

— Terry Pratchett

“Look down, your grace," said Skimmer. "Mhm, mhm." Vimes realized he could feel the faintest prick of a knife blade on his stomach. "Look…

— Terry Pratchett

“What about the Vimes manual, then?" snapped Vimes. "I notice you've never bothered to learn how to use me!" The demon hesitated. "Humans come…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes' meeting with the Patrician ended as all such meetings did, with the guest going away in possession of an unfocused yet very nagging…

— Terry Pratchett

“Nevertheless, it bothered Vimes, even though he'd got really good at the noises and would go up against any man in his rendition of…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes was already lost. Oh, there was the sun, but that was just a direction . He could feel it on the side of…

— Terry Pratchett

“There should be people around, shouldn't there? Vimes was hazy on rural issues, but weren't there supposed to be charcoal burners, woodcutters, and .…

— Terry Pratchett