Jokes Quote by Saoirse Ronan Download Open image “I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes.” — Saoirse Ronan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Laughing Laughter Mean Time
That's the Irish all over -- they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke. — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to joke but my English isn't perfect. Sometimes people are wondering what I'm talking about. — Alexander Ovechkin Copy Share Image
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
For generations comedians have made jokes about Scots-Irish in the South inter-breeding. "I am my own grandpa" and all that stuff; you know, because they all were marrying their first cousins. — Ishmael Reed Copy Share
I appreciate the written word and spoken word more, but Atonement sort of established so much of me. It was a character that didn't… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
I think I do believe in the afterlife; I have heard stories from people who I can completely trust that have seen ghosts. — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
It's too distracting to read about yourself. You want to be perfect and you want everyone to love you, and that's never going to… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to act and I grew up a little on film sets when my dad was working as an actor. — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
I like books that are exciting and that make you think about things, as well. I like things that have a twist - like… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
Lindsay Lohan was the 'It' girl from, like, 14. That's a lot of pressure. — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
If I'm in the middle of a take and I start to think about what I'm doing, I just mess up and I have… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
I remember being on Atonement and it felt very right to be there. There was so much excitement every day. I remember very vividly… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
My whole life I try to make into a comedy, so it would be nice to see that onscreen. — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight. "Sure," said the farmer, "My wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they're off to college, and I'm all by… — Anonymous Copy Share
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and Sappho. I always joke about this to my students, who can't quite wrap their mind around the fact that you can have a Ph.D in classics, but not do that full time. I never wanted to… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He can hardly read. He knows no physics or engineering to make to world real for him. No paintings to show him how others have enjoyed it. No music except television jingles. No history except tales from… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image