Funny love Quote by Rita Rudner Download Open image “You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.” — Rita Rudner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny love Hands Holding hands Love Want
You know its love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know its love when you want to keep holding hands even after youre sweaty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is like sand I hold it in the palm of my hand then a strong gust of wind sifts it through my hand.… — Kt Lut Copy Share Image
Sometimes my hands they don’t feel like my own; I need someone to love, I need someone to hold. — James Vincent McMorrow Copy Share Image
I've never believed much in that holding hands kind of love. I've always thought that love is about two different personalities trying to confront… — Alan Bates Copy Share Image
To be honest, the love for handlooms is something that has grown on me. — Regina Cassandra Copy Share Image
I never like being touched, ever. People used to say I held my breath when they were hugging me. I still do. — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
LOve is never about finding the hand that perfectly fits yours ..it's about finding that one person who is willing to hold hands no… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive. — Carol Grace Copy Share Image
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
