Children Quote by Rita Rudner

You're the man I want our children to spend their weekends with.

— Anonymous

“You are a child seeking to be a man. When you are a man, you will seek in vain for the child you were.”

— Frank Herbert

“How can I make my husband’s day better?”  “How can I have a moment with each one of my kids?”  “Where can I volunteer…

— Andy Traub

“Remember honey, he's a man, and with men you just have to treat them like the children they are”

— Samantha Towle

“I often wonder, If I am the man, That I would be, If I were a boy, Dreaming of the man, That I would…

— Javan

“You’ve got your way, the way you are and the way you are with the ones you care about. And that tells me, a…

— Kristen Ashley

“Do you think I want to spend my life with a man who could so easily abandon his own child? What if we did…

— Jude Deveraux

“I’m married, honey. My social life consists of work, church, taxiing the kids around and trying to schedule sex with my husband at least…

— Marilyn Pappano

“I’ll find a way. There must be a way. And I’ll take my children from you. The man who loves children! You can have…

— Christina Stead

“I’ve been thinking about that. About how your kids aren’t really yours, they’re just these people that you try to keep an eye on,…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“You become a man when, in having children, you not only physically look after and protect them but also protect them with all the…

— Carew Papritz

“I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.”

— Roseanne Barr