Quote by Rita Rudner Download Open image ““The airline oxygen masks don't really help you. They're just there to muffle the screams.”” — Rita Rudner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You’ve got to make time. It’s important. You know how they tell you on planes, in case of an emergency, the adults should put… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
“one hears it a lot on airplanes:"Make sure you have own mask on, before helping others with theirs.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask while riding my Pegasus.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
On an airplane, you are always told to put on your own oxygen mask first. The same way in life, you need to take… — Rajashree Choudhury Copy Share Image
“Damned planes. Too confining, too noisy—too fucking high in the air.” — Shiloh Walker Copy Share Image
“matters because if all they are is air, then we have nothing to worry about. Air can't reach out and choke the life out… — L.A. Starkey Copy Share Image
When the mask comes down when the plane's in turbulence, you've gotta put it on yourself first or you're not going to be able… — Brendan Hunt Copy Share Image
“We’re trained, in our culture, to take care of ourselves first. Even flight attendants tell you to put on your own oxygen mask before… — Tracy Weber Copy Share Image
“We are all wearing masks. That is what makes us interesting. These are stories about those masks, and the people we are underneath them.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“He is talking to the person, not to the various masks they are wearing for the world.” — Ani Tenzin Palmo Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
