Breasts Quote by Rita Rudner

Big boobs don't make a woman stupid. They make men stupid.

— Anonymous

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

— Dave Barry

People think you can't be clever if you have breasts.

— Kelly Brook

When they [breasts] are huge, you become very self-conscious...I've learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is: men love…

— Drew Barrymore

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and…

— Freya Stark

“Women are taught that size doesn't matter, that it's the motion in the ocean. But this is a theory propagated by those bright guys…

— Toni Bentley

Arguing over breast size is futile... It's like choosing between different brands - Foster's, Godfather, Corona or Kingfisher! Men may state their preferences, but'll…

— Nikhil Saluja

“Some people might say it's not smart to be so insecure about what you wear. But that's not how I see it. The stupid…

— Herman Koch

Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.

— John Steinbeck

Brains are still unfashionable for women to wear, and it has always been proof of women's superiority that the more intelligent a man is,…

— Dorothea Dix

I don't think these women are stupid. I think they're selling a personality that's very marketable: Wouldn't it be fun if we were all…

— Reese Witherspoon

“Men are stupid; women are crazy. And women are crazy because men are stupid.”

— Nelle L'Amour