Thanksgiving Quote by Patton Oswalt

“And historians have now discovered an even earlier Thanksgiving than the 1621 Plymouth celebration that English-American historians made famous. Half a century before Plymouth,…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“The Thanksgiving tradition we celebrate today with a feast actually commemorates a betrayal that happened two years after the first arrival of the colonists.…

— Christopher L. Hayes

Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.

— Jay Leno

“Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to…

— Mark Twain

The Pilgrims were unified by their religious zeal, but they couldn't fish, they didn't know how to hunt, and they were bad at farming.…

— Mark Kurlansky

Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still…

— Sarah Palin

It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we…

— Finley Peter Dunne

You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don't feed them. If you feed…

— Dylan Brody

I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it…

— Ellen Orleans

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

— Jay Leno

The Chinamen built the railroad, the Indians saved the Pilgrim, And in return, the Pilgrim killed 'em. They call it it Thanksgiving, I call…

— Nas

“THE PILGRIM MOTHERS AND FATHERS Provincetown’s first settlers were, in fact, the Pilgrims, who sailed the Mayflower into Provincetown Harbor in 1620. They spent…

— Michael Cunningham