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Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

— Jay Leno

“Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to…

— Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is a holiday that brought together two different cultures. The pilgrims came here with the best intentions. They decided to flee an oppressive…

— Christopher Titus

Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.

— Jay Leno

Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.

— Augusten Burroughs

Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still…

— Sarah Palin

It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we…

— Finley Peter Dunne

The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of…

— HU Westermayer

“The Thanksgiving tradition we celebrate today with a feast actually commemorates a betrayal that happened two years after the first arrival of the colonists.…

— Christopher L. Hayes

Thanksgiving is a holiday that brought together two different cultures. And things might not always work out like you think they should. But they…

— Christopher Titus

If you look at the beginning of this country, when the pilgrims came to this country, the first year they had a communistic experiment.…

— Rafael Cruz

“During the "first Thanksgiving" at Plymouth, Wampanoag Indians - including a Patuxet Indian named Squanto - helped teach Pilgrims how to farm, fish, and…

— Patton Oswalt