Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse

“I used to wonder why I had hair on my legs, but now I know it's for my toddler sons and daughters to pull…

— Jim Gaffigan

“I gripped the hem of his shirt and pulled it upward and over his head,taking a long moment to enjoy the view:smooth,eternally golden skin…

— Chloe Neill

“Put me down. This isn’t funny.” My feet make little ineffectual spirals. This isn’t the first time a big kid’s thrown his weight around…

— Sally Thorne

“I DO have feelings for Curls. Feelings of annoyance and irritation, mainly, spiked with occasional pangs of pity.”

— Rob Reger

“If I allow my gaze to travel higher-which I won't-I'll see the solid gold basketball charm on a chain that my mother gave him…

— Laura Wiess

“Is this going to be a thing?” I ask, my arms wound around his broad shoulders. “You carrying me around like a sack of…

— J.T. Geissinger

“One of the boringly human pair of boys, the obvious leader, was tall and broad-shouldered, with golden hair, as if Nature has said, 'No…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

“You at -all things considered- what you are. Put on your head perukes with myriad curls, stalk about on foot-high stilts, still what you…

— Goethe

“I love these kids. I love them so much it steals my breath and squeezes me flat, and at the same time, it makes…

— Rachel Caine

“Though it is the hardest thing, to work out one's weight and heft in the world, to whittle down all that I am and…

— Anna Funder

“We're all not as strong as we pretend, we only bend to be broken in half, don't try to laugh, your playing with a…

— Anonymous

“Cute kid. Dimples, curls, he’s like a male Shirley Temple.”

— Jessica Martinez