Fart Quote by Orson Bean

If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

— Andy Samberg

I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I…

— Dan Schneider

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about…

— Demetri Martin

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

— Andy Samberg

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with…

— Fred Durst

“Does your hip hurt much?” “Only when I laugh or fart,”

— Kate Saunders

“[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't…

— Matt Groening

“We have to weigh every decision, because a butterfly flapping its wings in Nova Scotia could cause a hurricane in Guam. Or, as Homer…

— Johnny B. Truant

A lot of people don't know how to navigate: they think, once you become a Christian, you essentially have to become Ned Flanders.

— Andy Mineo

“Yes, it was a joke. It’s a good thing I’m moving back here, Pup. You’re clearly starved for intelligent company if you can’t even…

— Cardeno C

“Sometimes I think hanging out with boys would be an awful lot simpler. And then I remember how much they like to make fart…

— Lauren Henderson

I don’t read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite’s rules for old men, which he did not deliver…

— Roger Angell

I think America was a miracle. I think God loves this country.

— Orson Bean

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

— Carl Barron

Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul…

— L. Neil Smith