I think of my life as a cheap novel. Part of you wants it to go on forever, and part of you… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
I make more than a handsome living doing voices for commercials; I hear myself all day on the tube. — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
The movies saved my life. I grew up in the great depression, the only child of a pair of star crossed lovers.… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
War was a way of life for Americans in the early forties. Heroism was expected. — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
It's wrong to make a living off the theater. Theater should be supported, like redwood trees. You should make your living -… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
I'm thankful I've learned to embrace insecurity, not just to tolerate it. Life is more fun that way, and I'm thankful for… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
Each morning and night I get down on my knees and thank God for my life and ask Him to make me… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
In New Jersey, judges have ruled that a same-sex couple or a single person applying to adopt must be given the same… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
I don't spend my life making money to spend tomorrow, or to acquire possessions. — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
Possessions can possess you. Even a lawn can possess you. It makes you buy a garden hose. Which makes you water. Which cuts into… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
One night in a club in Boston, I tried the name Roger Duck. No laughs. The next night, I tried Orson Bean, putting together… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
In the long period of time when I did talk shows and game shows, a whole new generation of people came along who thought… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
I'm not a pessimist. I do believe that in some way we don't understand, God has a hand in things and it will all… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
What I learned at home was despair and hopelessness. What I learned at the pictures was don't give up the ship, we have only… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
My wife and I sold our house New York and moved to Australia for a year; then we came back and spent almost three… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
Left-wingers and right-wingers come together when they become extreme enough. The Nazi Party was called National Socialism, very similar to Stalin's Communism, with the… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
One of the things I'm proudest of, one year on my refrigerator, I taped a Christmas card from the Republican National Committee and season's… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image