Humour Quote by Olivia Cunning

“Blah, said Toad.”

— Arnold Lobel

“Screw a toad.”

— Alexey Pehov

“And oh, when we still used to sleep together, lying awake at night and finding one's only consolation in imagining in detail how one…

— Iris Murdoch

“Darling! Had they darlinged each other when they were here? I imagined them, magnificent on horseback, tossing darlings to and fro.”

— Franny Billingsley

“O, all right!' said the Toad, readily. 'Anything to oblige. Though why on earth you should want to have a Banquet in the morning…

— Kenneth Grahame

“Okay," I said slowly, "but what the hell would you mate a horse with to get a unicorn, because I don't see horses and…

— Jonathan Maberry

“You jumped like a frog. You touched like a dog. You kissed like a bird.”

— Santosh Kalwar

“We made plans. I lay in bed for a long time just feeling delicious anticipation. Then excitement hit. I got up. I had to…

— Deb Caletti

“Watching the two of you interact, it was like watching fireworks light up the night sky. You two burn brighter when you're together.”

— J. Sterling

“I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.”

— Gemma Halliday

“I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be an undercover prince.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Toad must have been very accustomed to traveling this way, balanced on the back rails of a rushing buggy, but Melena was not. She…

— M.L. LeGette